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15 Animals I Could Have Lived My Entire Life Without Seeing

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SexLovingPair 20yo Statesville, North Carolina, United States

Damn nature, you scary.

Coconut Crabs

More like Coco-NOT-TO-FUCKING-DAY crabs.

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Vietnamese Centipedes

I wish I had 100 legs to kick you off the planet, Mr. Centipede.

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Geoducks

I WANT TO DIE.

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Goblin Sharks

Who allowed this to happen?

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Lampreys

IDK man.

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Sarcastic Fringeheads

GRAHHH. Also, who named this animal, amirite?

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Camel Crickets

MY SKIN IS CRAWLING.

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Proboscis Monkeys

How did the Earth create this....?

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Bobbit Worms

Honestly, let's just cancel the ocean.

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Marabou Storks

So that's where babies have been coming from?

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Bilbys

It's like a possum and a rabbit had a really screwed up baby.

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Aye-Ayes

That's a hard nay-nay from me.

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Whip Scorpions

I seek a swift death.

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Milk Snakes

Milk? Alright. Snakes? Terrifying? Milk snakes? The worst.

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Giant Isopods

Giant pain in my ass.

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Basically nature is terrifying, and if all the creatures on this list ever waged a war against humans we'd all be dead.

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